orange
Spice Girls
serious artist
too thin
boob job
bad implants
failing marriage
failed solo career
anorexic
fashion plagarist
flashy wedding
friend of Elton John
David Beckham
Brooklyn
fancies self as a crooner
Romeo
big sunglasses
not posh
toothpick
Rebecca Loos
Not too bright
massive nostrils
bad skin
has tickets on self