X-Factor
from Mitcham
absolutely gorgeous
fantastic soul singer
could be a second-hand car dealer
dropped by record label
should be the next James Bond
inspires goodly thoughts in all
better than James Brown
should be the next Pope
dances on clouds
sings with the angels
saves kittens from rivers
gives so much to the world
Looks a bit like Ming the Merciless
Hated by Sharon Osbourne
people you hate, but keep quiet about lest it be misconstrued as anti-semitism, rather than just hating them as an individual
